Friday, November 18, 2011

Dear Smeyer, I Hate Your Books.

With all this hysteria about Breaking Dawn, I thought I'd share my opinions with you.

Then I started typing, and realized I had too many things to say.

The post would be ridiculously long. As in, I was only on the second book, and it was longer than my post with all the pictures. I hadn't even begun to think of my tirade on the biology of Smeyer's vampires.

So just know that I think it's stupid, annoying, and biologically impossible.

That will be all.