With all this hysteria about Breaking Dawn, I thought I'd share my opinions with you.
Then I started typing, and realized I had too many things to say.
The post would be ridiculously long. As in, I was only on the second book, and it was longer than my post with all the pictures. I hadn't even begun to think of my tirade on the biology of Smeyer's vampires.
So just know that I think it's stupid, annoying, and biologically impossible.
That will be all.