A typical conversation between Krystal and I.
Me: So what do you think sex is like?
Krystal: Hm. Probably like grapes.
Me: Oh. Why grapes? I'd probably think more like cake or something.
Krystal: Nah. It's definitely grapes. You know, it's always there, and there's different kinds, and it's pretty good, everyone likes it. But if there's something better, say like your cake or a puppy or something, it's just not as great.
Me: Huh. I thought you were going to say something about it being juicy.
Krystal: That'd be dirty.
Me: Maybe... But I guess I see where you're coming from.
Me: So is it more green grapes or red grapes? Or those really fat black ones that are all meaty and you can only eat like three before you feel uncomfortable?
Krystal: I don't know. You're crazy.
Me: You're the one who compared sex to grapes.