I am officially on Technorati now! This means that people who troll on there for blogs might come here! That is so very exciting I just squeezed my juice box and got juice all over me. Now I'm going to be sticky all day. Thanks, Technorati.
Unsure of what to put as my "site categories" I just put up Living and Entertainment. They didn't have a "Random Thoughts about Mythical Creatures and Cheese" option, so that was out. Apparently they didn't like my site tags either, which included velociraptors, gremlins, unicorns, griffons, and I don't even remember what else. But that's okay. I forgive you, Technorati. Not everyone can appreciate these things.
In other news, my watch beeps every hour, and I don't know how to stop it. I've tried hitting random sequences of buttons, but all I've managed to do is get it stuck on military time. This morning I was tempted to test out its water-proof feature by taking it in the shower with me, but then I felt I'd A) break it and/or B) end up timing myself on how long it takes to wash my hair. Obviously this was a bad idea, so I refrained from bringing any accessories while I washed my body.
Oh, more blog-related news! Apparently a lot more people are coming on here. As in I've had 107 page views thus far today. That's more than I got in a month. While very confused as to how this happened, I'm rather excited. Except that only one of these people ended up "following" me, and I feel insulted. I'm good enough to look at, but not good enough to follow? Thanks. Now I don't feel stalk-worthy, and that's a hit to my self-esteem. Good job, Internet.
As I have the attention span of a baby gerbil 97% of the time, let's move on. Last night I had the most hilarious and suggestive conversation ever. Basically, we made all words that begin with "ex" begin with "sex" instead. This may sound immature. Just try it. Everything you say will sound inappropriate, and eventually the conversation WILL devolve into intentional innuendos like "You are a sextreme sextrovert" and "sexcursions are my favourite things". In normal conversation, calling someone an extreme extrovert and saying you enjoy excursions isn't suggestive at all. Add an s to the front, and you have a whole lot more fun, plus anyone overhearing you thinks you're writing lines for a porno. It's win-win, really.
Anyway. That's all I have for today. Try not to be too disappointed.
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